joke 3 car trouble

A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.

Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow.

"I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer.

The Rabbi says's, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Rabbi is there.

He says, "Sir there is a pig in that barn; in my religion pigs are unclean, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a pig."

The Monk speaks up and says, "I have no problem with pigs I'll go sleep in the barn." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Monk is there.

"Sir there is a cow in that barn; in my religion cows are sacred, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a cow.

The lawyer responds, "I'll go sleep in the barn, I've got no religion." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the pig and the cow are standing there.

Joke 2 lipstick girls

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

the sometime daily or week joke

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Assignment #20 - Posting your SOLE videos

Assignment #20 - Posting your SOLE videos

what i also want you to know
1.to to the wed sit and I want you to play a game:

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/koppel/interactive/interactive.html

2.i also want you to know if you are walking to school or biking to school cameras see you and your digital footprint will get bigger (it's not a bad thing).

3.oo and if your on the net on itunes google facebook every thing is be recorded so be careful what you white do not get in trouble and if you are on facebook stop writing down so much i can't read it all.

if i had a 100 dollars

http://pollockdigital.blogspot.com/2011/01/assignment-19-if-i-had-100.html


 If I had 100 dollars i would spend it on world vision because they have a lot of gets to give. Things some are really great gift like water, medication, art, and others. But the one i liked to spend 100$ on is Clean Water for a Family, this is the description they give :

Across the globe, unsafe water contributes to the deaths of 1.6 million children each year. Your gift provides access to clean water and helps protect children and families from guinea worm, cholera, typhoid, trachoma and other painful and deadly water-borne diseases. Give water. Give life.

But the reason I picked this is because I drink a lot of water and drinking dirty water and in movies if you drink water you die. Also my mom was watching Ty of how they get clean water from the ground but on the other side drink dirty water and dieing moms dads and kids.