joke 3 car trouble

A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.

Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow.

"I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer.

The Rabbi says's, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Rabbi is there.

He says, "Sir there is a pig in that barn; in my religion pigs are unclean, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a pig."

The Monk speaks up and says, "I have no problem with pigs I'll go sleep in the barn." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Monk is there.

"Sir there is a cow in that barn; in my religion cows are sacred, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a cow.

The lawyer responds, "I'll go sleep in the barn, I've got no religion." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the pig and the cow are standing there.

Joke 2 lipstick girls

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

the sometime daily or week joke

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Assignment #20 - Posting your SOLE videos

Assignment #20 - Posting your SOLE videos

what i also want you to know
1.to to the wed sit and I want you to play a game:

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/koppel/interactive/interactive.html

2.i also want you to know if you are walking to school or biking to school cameras see you and your digital footprint will get bigger (it's not a bad thing).

3.oo and if your on the net on itunes google facebook every thing is be recorded so be careful what you white do not get in trouble and if you are on facebook stop writing down so much i can't read it all.

if i had a 100 dollars

http://pollockdigital.blogspot.com/2011/01/assignment-19-if-i-had-100.html


 If I had 100 dollars i would spend it on world vision because they have a lot of gets to give. Things some are really great gift like water, medication, art, and others. But the one i liked to spend 100$ on is Clean Water for a Family, this is the description they give :

Across the globe, unsafe water contributes to the deaths of 1.6 million children each year. Your gift provides access to clean water and helps protect children and families from guinea worm, cholera, typhoid, trachoma and other painful and deadly water-borne diseases. Give water. Give life.

But the reason I picked this is because I drink a lot of water and drinking dirty water and in movies if you drink water you die. Also my mom was watching Ty of how they get clean water from the ground but on the other side drink dirty water and dieing moms dads and kids.

Assignment #16 - Eric Walters Response

Assignment #16 - Eric Walters Response

1.over drive- for this book i think some one did some thing wrong and is thing to run away from it.

2. the money pit mystery- i think this book is about this 1 mystery  that has grandfather can't let  go  and finds some think cool.

3. I've got an idea-will on the website the info they give to make it easy to guess what i going to happen so i think they learn a important lesson buy don't make it to the concert.

part2

                    chapter 2 the issue

         As you know my name is jatinder and i hate book but i love movies but  my issue is that  i want to be a hero like superman. i see my friends get bullied but i can't do something about it if i stand up i will fall back down and on the other side if i tell my friends and other think i a loser,  i just can't do something. the next day we have another new student in the class room the day is going to go will cause the bullies are not here it kind of cool how this year the bullies are all in the other class. than at lunch it all begins the baddest bully come to school late he say he sleep in but every one laughed at him unit the new kid corrects them and says it slept in. but a few seconds late they know each other. there friend they huge and sit at a table and i am going to gusse he's going to be a bully in my class.

assignment17

assighment from miss P's

a.) the 2 thing from Greg and Beth Ann are that a poem is a song or a writing with a beat. the 2th thing i learned was that is slam, it is a poety thing were who ever has the best poem wins.

b.) will the first thing was that we can do the same poem for the bully poem we had to do.
 the 2th thing was watching Ty and playing games. and the last ting was the bug that i found dead.

c.) will the first was the poem being printed and the other thing was the thing i added at the end.

d.) before i will i was happy until i was picked and than i got scared.

e.) after i was happy and scared.

f.) will i would change the chair part and next time do some actions.

g.)the first thing is the words used but the best is every body tryed.

2.)

MY Chair

My chair is my best friend, all I do is sit and watch Ty ,play games and think about school.

Now that is what my parents think is useless, but I do it cause I like it. I turn my chair to a wall, and thinked but the wall tuned pink as a flower, but than it turn red anger at bullies who will steel others money and lunches but I say if I was bigger than them I would teach them a lesson but I'm just a bug to them, a bug about to get beat up. The wall turns white and I have know idea what to do. The next color is going to yellow and that is where I tell a teacher. Than wall turn blue time to go to sleep but now I not scared, to go out there like a Strong man. a Strong man who will fight for others and free them from chains holding them back, but my question is will they help, fight back and win or seek pay back.