0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
if i had a 100 dollars
http://pollockdigital.blogspot.com/2011/01/assignment-19-if-i-had-100.html
If I had 100 dollars i would spend it on world vision because they have a lot of gets to give. Things some are really great gift like water, medication, art, and others. But the one i liked to spend 100$ on is Clean Water for a Family, this is the description they give :
Across the globe, unsafe water contributes to the deaths of 1.6 million children each year. Your gift provides access to clean water and helps protect children and families from guinea worm, cholera, typhoid, trachoma and other painful and deadly water-borne diseases. Give water. Give life.
But the reason I picked this is because I drink a lot of water and drinking dirty water and in movies if you drink water you die. Also my mom was watching Ty of how they get clean water from the ground but on the other side drink dirty water and dieing moms dads and kids.
If I had 100 dollars i would spend it on world vision because they have a lot of gets to give. Things some are really great gift like water, medication, art, and others. But the one i liked to spend 100$ on is Clean Water for a Family, this is the description they give :
Across the globe, unsafe water contributes to the deaths of 1.6 million children each year. Your gift provides access to clean water and helps protect children and families from guinea worm, cholera, typhoid, trachoma and other painful and deadly water-borne diseases. Give water. Give life.
But the reason I picked this is because I drink a lot of water and drinking dirty water and in movies if you drink water you die. Also my mom was watching Ty of how they get clean water from the ground but on the other side drink dirty water and dieing moms dads and kids.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Assignment #16 - Eric Walters Response
Assignment #16 - Eric Walters Response
1.over drive- for this book i think some one did some thing wrong and is thing to run away from it.
2. the money pit mystery- i think this book is about this 1 mystery that has grandfather can't let go and finds some think cool.
3. I've got an idea-will on the website the info they give to make it easy to guess what i going to happen so i think they learn a important lesson buy don't make it to the concert.
part2
chapter 2 the issue
As you know my name is jatinder and i hate book but i love movies but my issue is that i want to be a hero like superman. i see my friends get bullied but i can't do something about it if i stand up i will fall back down and on the other side if i tell my friends and other think i a loser, i just can't do something. the next day we have another new student in the class room the day is going to go will cause the bullies are not here it kind of cool how this year the bullies are all in the other class. than at lunch it all begins the baddest bully come to school late he say he sleep in but every one laughed at him unit the new kid corrects them and says it slept in. but a few seconds late they know each other. there friend they huge and sit at a table and i am going to gusse he's going to be a bully in my class.
1.over drive- for this book i think some one did some thing wrong and is thing to run away from it.
2. the money pit mystery- i think this book is about this 1 mystery that has grandfather can't let go and finds some think cool.
3. I've got an idea-will on the website the info they give to make it easy to guess what i going to happen so i think they learn a important lesson buy don't make it to the concert.
part2
chapter 2 the issue
As you know my name is jatinder and i hate book but i love movies but my issue is that i want to be a hero like superman. i see my friends get bullied but i can't do something about it if i stand up i will fall back down and on the other side if i tell my friends and other think i a loser, i just can't do something. the next day we have another new student in the class room the day is going to go will cause the bullies are not here it kind of cool how this year the bullies are all in the other class. than at lunch it all begins the baddest bully come to school late he say he sleep in but every one laughed at him unit the new kid corrects them and says it slept in. but a few seconds late they know each other. there friend they huge and sit at a table and i am going to gusse he's going to be a bully in my class.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
assignment17
assighment from miss P's
a.) the 2 thing from Greg and Beth Ann are that a poem is a song or a writing with a beat. the 2th thing i learned was that is slam, it is a poety thing were who ever has the best poem wins.
b.) will the first thing was that we can do the same poem for the bully poem we had to do.
the 2th thing was watching Ty and playing games. and the last ting was the bug that i found dead.
c.) will the first was the poem being printed and the other thing was the thing i added at the end.
d.) before i will i was happy until i was picked and than i got scared.
e.) after i was happy and scared.
f.) will i would change the chair part and next time do some actions.
g.)the first thing is the words used but the best is every body tryed.
2.)
a.) the 2 thing from Greg and Beth Ann are that a poem is a song or a writing with a beat. the 2th thing i learned was that is slam, it is a poety thing were who ever has the best poem wins.
b.) will the first thing was that we can do the same poem for the bully poem we had to do.
the 2th thing was watching Ty and playing games. and the last ting was the bug that i found dead.
c.) will the first was the poem being printed and the other thing was the thing i added at the end.
d.) before i will i was happy until i was picked and than i got scared.
e.) after i was happy and scared.
f.) will i would change the chair part and next time do some actions.
g.)the first thing is the words used but the best is every body tryed.
2.)
MY Chair
My chair is my best friend, all I do is sit and watch Ty ,play games and think about school.
Now that is what my parents think is useless, but I do it cause I like it. I turn my chair to a wall, and thinked but the wall tuned pink as a flower, but than it turn red anger at bullies who will steel others money and lunches but I say if I was bigger than them I would teach them a lesson but I'm just a bug to them, a bug about to get beat up. The wall turns white and I have know idea what to do. The next color is going to yellow and that is where I tell a teacher. Than wall turn blue time to go to sleep but now I not scared, to go out there like a Strong man. a Strong man who will fight for others and free them from chains holding them back, but my question is will they help, fight back and win or seek pay back.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Assignment #15 - Slam Poets Response
3 things that you are looking forward to learning, developing or using in your poetry over the course of our Slam workshops.
2 things that Greg or Beth Anne reinforced that we have already been doing in class, or you are already using in your own writing.
1 poem that you wrote yesterday. Here is your chance to continue to work on step 1 of the 3 step poetry writing process (step 1 - write, revise, edit and proofread, step 2 - memorize, so you can connect with the audience, step 3 - perform!). Take some time to polish your poem from the 10 minutes of writing you did yesterday.
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3.) will a unfortunately have 3 things, the 1st thing is I want to learn how to use poetry to make more descriptive words.2 i want him to rap and sing. 3 i want them to tell us were we get our ideas from.
2.) 1 is that you can express your feelings in a poem. 2 is it would be what ever you want it to be also a poem is a song or a rap
1i am working on it on paper
2 things that Greg or Beth Anne reinforced that we have already been doing in class, or you are already using in your own writing.
1 poem that you wrote yesterday. Here is your chance to continue to work on step 1 of the 3 step poetry writing process (step 1 - write, revise, edit and proofread, step 2 - memorize, so you can connect with the audience, step 3 - perform!). Take some time to polish your poem from the 10 minutes of writing you did yesterday.
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3.) will a unfortunately have 3 things, the 1st thing is I want to learn how to use poetry to make more descriptive words.2 i want him to rap and sing. 3 i want them to tell us were we get our ideas from.
2.) 1 is that you can express your feelings in a poem. 2 is it would be what ever you want it to be also a poem is a song or a rap
1i am working on it on paper
1000 awesome things
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1000 awesome things
I think it's awesome when, Christmas lights are on construction cranes and the way it looks because i think it funny and also i have never seen them on a construction crames before.
My 1000 awesome things
1000 i think awesome when you buy a new car and it has that new car smell.
999 i also think it is awesome when you in a turck and your sitting next to the driver and he/she think's your tied so when they see a bump they speed up the truck to cheer you up but not only that they can go hours with out eating but the best thing is that when your driving in a truck is at night when your about to come to the city and light are on and your looking down at the cars and buildings. bright light! but the best is about some truck are they have two beds but you know what is better my crazy cousin have a TV installed. but wait unit you see has car.
1000 awesome things
I think it's awesome when, Christmas lights are on construction cranes and the way it looks because i think it funny and also i have never seen them on a construction crames before.
My 1000 awesome things
1000 i think awesome when you buy a new car and it has that new car smell.
999 i also think it is awesome when you in a turck and your sitting next to the driver and he/she think's your tied so when they see a bump they speed up the truck to cheer you up but not only that they can go hours with out eating but the best thing is that when your driving in a truck is at night when your about to come to the city and light are on and your looking down at the cars and buildings. bright light! but the best is about some truck are they have two beds but you know what is better my crazy cousin have a TV installed. but wait unit you see has car.
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