Assignment #26 - Where Children Eat and Sleep

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in my country i want people to live in a house were walls are colored and the small houses are as big as a town house in Ottawa and the big houses as big as the 2-4 million house in USA so my country is made for big job cause of how mty counrty was made.

the food is is not grown there case there is no land to grow food cause it not good. so the food is all imported form places like Canada and USA and if you know my country it is mostly around water. fish are the main sours of food most eaten there or sea food and food that comes from other country's is alot of money.
 the one child in the family is names jake and he is 14 teen. in my county there is a 1.4 child that is born in a family. his parents are at work cause it a deleping country he is an average kid with a ty and a laptop and has a bed to sleep on. the family national dishes are fish on the day the country was born.

i do not know what fish dishes are good cause i do not eat fish

Assignment #25 jatinder's Childhood Top Ten

1.my plant there is one of the biggest stories about this that you out there well not believe in a way here is the start it happen about 8-9 years a go i had this plant i like for about a year it was when i move to may new big house well it looked big when a was small. so what had happen was i fell a sleep in a van to my new house and i put my plant some place in the van and when i got there i could not find it i asked what happed to it's and they said you life it in the old house so the next day it was not there and after a year in that same van i found it under the seat. so i asked and they said some-one stole it and gave it back an it looked bad so at home i watered it and my parents said it was dead but in a few days i saw a leaf growing and i still have it to day (somehow)

2.toy cars was one of the best toys i ever had i use to do a lots of things with it. I use to have a hole box of cars and i lost them one by one it was funny i used my money if i lost a car get 5 new ones from a store or ask my cousin to get them for me and today i only have 1 left and that i under my bed some how and my hands are to big i when i was small i said i well not lose you car.

3.kite i had a kite but i never fly it because my parents were at work all the time. but at one point i tryed to fly it inside but it did never work out on the other hand my couzes did.

4.bike i would ride every day. one day i was riding and the chin fell off and fixed it but i learned to ride a bike in my old house and there were big marks everywhere.

5.game boy advance sp my couz all ways had one and boy did it suck at playing. i would see him play win and i win some times but it was fun to play while there was nothing to do buy fun. but now its in my house lost.

6.book: up, up, down \by: robert munsch

7.book: smelly socks \by: robert munsch

8.book: we share every thing \by: robert munsch

9.book: zoom by: \robert munsch in my old old school was the 1st time i read a robert munsch book and i don't remember that but these books i do and zoom was the 1st robert munsch i buy when i was small and i loved the last page of that book and my mom was the 1st to read it to me up,up,down was funny, smelly socks weird and we share ever thing is what i do not do with my sister.

10. Nintendo 64 i would love to play but i never got to cause as a kid i would break every thing. It took a year be for i even got to play Super Mario 64 and banjo kazooie. so a year after they gave it to me and i gave it to someone. but when i had the Nintendo 64 it did not work for a year.

i would play Super Mario 64

 

robert munsch

Assignment #24: Canadian Political Parties

I'm do task A so

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of Loser's who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of loser's who are getting on, get your Buts in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the loser in the kitchen."

Billing

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Each man gives a story- joke

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

god will help

There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him.

Jim said, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."

So, the man in the boat drove off.

The water rose higher, so Jim climbed onto his roof. At that time, another boat came along, and the person in that one told Jim to get in.

Jim replied, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."

The person in the boat then left.

The water rose even more, and Jim climbed onto his chimney. A helicopter came along and lowered a ladder for him. The woman in the helicopter told Jim to climb up the ladder and get in.

Jim said, "That's okay."

The woman said, "Are you sure?"

Jim replied, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me."

Finally, the water rose too high and Jim drowned. Jim got to heaven and was face-to-face with God.

Jim said to God, "You told me that you would take care of me! What happened?"

God replied, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"